Girl, You Are Not Jesus | 9-1-1 Lone Star | Printable Card

Add a bold dose of humor and sass to your card collection with this cheeky “Girl, You Are Not Jesus!” printable greeting card. Featuring the confident captain Tommy Vega in uniform (complete with crossed arms and a no-nonsense vibe), this card delivers the perfect mix of tough love and encouragement. The playful follow-up text, “You need to relax your standards a little bit.”, makes it a hilarious pick for friends or loved ones who are just a little too hard on themselves. This card is ideal for anyone who could use a friendly reminder that perfection isn’t the goal, sometimes, relaxing your standards is the way to go! 
 
Product Details:
This is a digital download, no physical product is included
Dimensions: 5x7 inches
 
How To Use:
Using a printable greeting card file is simple and fun! Here's a quick guide:
Download the File: After purchasing, download the printable greeting card file to your computer or device. The file will typically be in PNG format.
Print the Card: Open the file on your device and print it using your home printer. For best results, use high-quality cardstock or thick paper. Be sure to check the print settings to ensure the card is printed at the correct size (usually 5"x7" or 10"x7").
Fold the Card: Once printed, fold the card along the centre to create the folded greeting card. A bone folder or the edge of a ruler can help create a crisp, neat fold.
Personalize: Write your message inside the card, or add a special touch with stickers, stamps, or additional decorations.
Send or Gift: The card is now ready to be sent to friends, family, or loved ones! Simply place it in an envelope, seal, and send, or hand-deliver with a smile.
Please note that the emailed link for downloading will only be available for 30 days